Dear friends, I learned today that a friend on here, Janet Franklin Boone, passed away on January 29. For some strange reason, her daughter sent the message to several of my my friends that I have gone to my Heavenly reward. Since I am apparently now dead, I want all of you to listen to my chains rattling. I am the GHOST OF A VERY RAIFORD CHRISTMAS. This is your warning! GO BUY COPIES OF MY BOOKS.
Seriously, I am very much alive and feistier than ever.